About Me

Kielbasa Queen and Company

About Me

I am known throughout the world as "The Kielbasa Queen" which is the name/title Howard Stern gave me on my first visit to his radio studio. I both excited and nervous because I didn't know if he would make fun of me or impressed by me. I was very happy when it ended up being the latter of the two and he invited me to be on his TV show. I made several appearances on his show which was always alot of fun.
     When he startes production for his movie they called me to ask me to play myself. I was actually going to college at the time. I was maintaining a 4.0GPA in Adaptive Phys Ed. I at first said no to the offer. I just didn't think many school boards would hire the kielbasa queen. But Howard assured me they could disguise me and change my name etc. and I reconsidered and agreed to do it. It was a lot of fun and a very wonderful exciting experience.
     I have been through many trials and tribulations since that time and more will be revealed in my tell all autobiography I am currently working on. I now have my own Adult Entertainment Service. I have a bunch of very nice,fun,sexy, and beutiful women working with me. We have a great time at bachelor parties. All of my girls are like me and really enjoy their work. We also cater to a wide variety of fetishes. Domiation/submission seem to be most popular and I get much pleasure and enjoyment from it myself. And the best part is it is totally and completely legal!!!
      I am very down to earth and very easy to talk to. People are naturaully drawn to me and say that I make them feel very comfortable and feel as if they've known me forever.

I have many clients that are extremely loyal and have been cumming to me for years. Even though it is business I always put fun and frienship first and I think that is why I am so successful.
I am a little older now but I am in the best shape I've ever been in. I take great pride in my appearance and don't look or feel anywhere near my age. They say you are only as young or old as you feel and well,I still feel like I'm 18!!!

I was just recently invited back on the Stern Show and will be on toward the end of July.. It will be a very candid interview and I ask in advance that you excuse me if I get a little emotional as will be discuss some very serious stuff. I have been through some things that were at first very frightening but ended up being extremely rewarding. I am definitely one of those who make lemonade with the lemons life can give.

Me having some fun on the Larry Hoff Show

Arm Wrestling is another natural talent for me

Taking a break from work

Small but very strong

I went to my first competition in the 80's after arm wrestling with a guy in a bar at the jersey shore who said I was so strong that he knew I would win a professional competition the next day. Being the storm trooper that I am I went after a night of wild partying and proved him right!!! I went home with a trophy that was bigger then me!!! I must admit though I was so nervous that first time I spent a good portion of the day in the ladies room throwing up from being so nervous!! After that it became as natural as breathing for me!! Just like swallowing kielbasas!!

Favorites

Here's a list of some of my favorite movies:

Jules and Jim, Manhattan, Breaking the Waves

Here's a list of some of my favorite music:

Nirvana, Frank Sinatra, Ibrahim Ferrer